Sir keeps track of how often I enter his library. He knows I love to read and he uses it against me, for every book I read sir rents me out to the government for 2 months at a time.
Sir, A communique from my friend 'Gussy' Herbert, presently embracing the cultural delights of Paris. He is saving money by sharing his Dollymop with two other clients. Gussy (reclining) appears most overwhelmed by the experience.