Always horned up. Camping in the middle of the woods with no one around turns the horned up factor to 11. Tent reeks of sweat, cum, and campfire. You know what they say: take only photos, and leave only pecker tracks! And that is just what I did :-)
Your wife is a little jealous of the new secretary who joined into your office. Of course she's kind of right. What name would you give this secretary??