I'm my daddy's good lil hoe, 200 upvotes and I'll come live dressed up for you all. 500 upvotes and he will share my contact number with you all. Please don't upvote. :) <3
Sirs et Madames, We welcome all new guests to our club - over 800 of you in this past day. It has become a trifle crowded with newcomers at present, so I have opened the Dashwood room. It is a little dusty, but is most cavernous. My staff are already in