Sir, I must state it most plainly : I do not favour the modern 'impressionist' style of art. If a painting is to be enjoyed and admired, it must be of the utmost realism.
It's the best feeling coming into work and seeing in people's eyes that they know I am a huge slut. I can see them, their eyes stuck on my tits, probably thinking the words you guys write to me in my DMs. What would you be thinking if you met me at wor
