Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the baddest Milf of them all? Yeah that’s right, that’s me…so horny I had to bring the girls out before I rubbed one out, fingering my wet pussy 💦
Got turned down for a dance by a gal who said she's "not into guys that look like Shrek." WTF? He's the star of multiple documentaries, owns his own home, and walks around all day with his fat donkey, hanging out. Thanks for the compliment?