Sir, I did commission a local artist to produce a beautiful painting in the modern 'realism' style. I thought to hang it in the hall for guests to admire, but Lady B___ expresses displeasure and notes that it resembles Maid Elspeth. In haste I place it
She watched the whole trilogy over the weekend and now this is the only way she wants to watch TV. The same deal still stands though so I'm never getting unlocked.