Sir, I have hired two Italian chefs to give my luncheon greater variety. The chefs are currently banging and crashing around in the kitchen - presumably the Italian way - and I am in great anticipation of what exciting new experiences they may introduce
Enjoyed unplanned pissing myself in traffic the other day so much I’ve decided to do it again. Been on an 8 hour shift and haven’t took a leak all day. Here I am stuck in traffic again already a bit excited by the desperation as you can tell😈 seei
