Surrendering to the patriarchy was the best decision of my life, I went from suffering and crying from being publicly exposed, humiliated and raped to enjoying all that attention from men (photo from when I still hated being used by men)
All you knew is that your mom was going to confront your sister for dating your bully. Now you get a text from your sister telling you "Bro! Mom is lubing him up real nice for me."