🙌 Ready to find someone who can clap for my victories, lift me up during my defeats, and hold my hand through every moment - want to be my teammate for life?
I have a partner who loves a bush and refuses to accept that I am a porpoise 99% of the time which led to Me measuring My pubes with My micrometer. Then I realized this is probably the only thing that can measure your dick accurately with how small it is
