Got turned down for a dance by a gal who said she's "not into guys that look like Shrek." WTF? He's the star of multiple documentaries, owns his own home, and walks around all day with his fat donkey, hanging out. Thanks for the compliment?
Deleted all my old posts, because someone recognized me. But I kinda donāt care anymore š¬ hereās me at the gym right before a guy walked in on me
