Husband is asleep. I'm searching for a bull for him on Grindr. It all makes me freakishly horny. I need to fuck someone (who is awake)... someone is awake? 😈
Sir, Butler Frinton do complain about tripping over Lady B__'s leopard-skin rug in the dining room, and request that it be flattened in some way. I know not how, but maids Beatrix and Prudence tell me they are skilled in the ways of rug grubbling. These