Sir, A distingushed member of this club recently complained of the state of his lawns. I fear he is not alone, why only yesterday I discovered two of the gardeners hopelessly attempting to prune a tree, I observed their efforts from the bushes.
One day my husband came home and I was full naked in bed, I still felt the taste of my lover’s sperm in my mouth, he left 10 minutes before my husband arrived. And my husband immediately lay down next to me and kissed me sweetly.
