Hey! I just got home from work after a long and exhausting day, I need to relax. You have to treat me like the goddess that I am and adore me 💅🏼 maybe that's how you deserve it. Write me "yes my goddess!"
My friend wouldn’t pull over during a long road trip, so I pissed my pants in her brand new car. I’ll leave it up to you to determine whether it was intentional or not 😘
