Fantasy #58: my coworker and I got tickets to a sold out con. Though the next morning I wake up mummified head to toe as she tells me she bought any tickets but she'll be using mine since I'm all tied up. She leaves me for hours and when the door opens
Sir, I enclose a magic lantern slide from a lecture at the Royal College of Surgeons. It illustrates the latest treatment that Gussie Herbert may need on his return.
