Sir, My Head Gardener reports a glut of root vegetables. I have devised a method of grading the length and girth, Cook will not tolerate any sign of flacidity in the produce.
It’s September, so the plaid is out of the wardrobe and I can embrace the lumberjack look again. Do lumberjacks wear underwear? I don’t know, but it seems right not to wear any (41)
