Trying to explain to Sir that I've learned my lesson and how it's completely unnecessary to suspend me upside down, choke, spank, cane and plug me... The puppy eyes don't quite work with a latex hood though...
Sir, I may from time to time complain about the behaviour and laziness of my staff, but I wish here to pay compliment to maids Rosie and Bethany, who both do admirably warm my brandy and extinguish the candle before bed. To watch them is proof of how muc