Boys! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times: That's NOT what stairs are for! Go use a bed like civilized people. If I catch you there one more time, you'll BOTH be grounded. I don't CARE who started it!
My boy, you are so unique that I want to capture your uniqueness in every sexy photo of me. And *my strange fantasies sometimes scare me* Do you want to have sex with me tonight at my house? 🔥❤️