You have to cum inside me, there’s no other options. Your parents pulled in while we were having a quick fuck, and my tits are on the kitchen countertops. Hurry.
Was told to cut back on beer because getting “a little heavy” and my “waistline is getting a little too round, got a beer gut growing.” Switched to seltzers. Do I look a little slimmer? Or do the pizza and donut habit need to go as well?