I once said how hot it would be to not be unlocked on our honeymoon when she was edging me. I never mentioned it again after the post nut clarity out of fear she would actually do it. Apparently she agreed it would be hot. Leaving the keys was my wedding
Sir, For your regular column entitled "Improper Behavior of The Youth Of To-Day" : I instructed maid Violet to clean Lady B___'s bathtub. Violet refused as she did not wish to get her clothing wet. Complying reluctantly with my alternative clothing su