I am an elven cleric and I rolled a 1 for Stealth. Now I've been stripped to my lingerie, bound and gagged, held captive in the raiders' camp: Will the rest of my party find me? Whatever is going to happen to me?
“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke