Turns out the stripper at your fiancé's hen night was your violent excon bully as this was the only job he could get. While he was parading his figure in a thong to all the excited wet women stroking his throbbing cock you sat at home bored out of your
Putting my phone on Do Not Disturb for the remainder of my date so don’t even bother trying to reach me, cuck. Sit home and wait like a good trained bitch.