At least this time I had a good reason for being a cheating slut ๐โฆ his boss and I still check in with each other ๐คซ about my husbands career goalsโฆ obviously.
Got turned down for a dance by a gal who said she's "not into guys that look like Shrek." WTF? He's the star of multiple documentaries, owns his own home, and walks around all day with his fat donkey, hanging out. Thanks for the compliment?