Putting my phone on Do Not Disturb for the remainder of my date so don’t even bother trying to reach me, cuck. Sit home and wait like a good trained bitch.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh, wait… by Jove, it’s Shercock Bones! Why hello there, it’s nice to [M]ake your acquaintance. I was wondering if you could help me with something… what is it? Well… [you take it from here].