My hairy pits blend into my hairy tits which blend into my hairy stomach which blends into my full bush which blends into my hairy legs which blend into my hairy feet. Point is: **WOOF**
“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke