When I told your wife to dress like a dumb slut for our date in front of you, she giggled and looked at you as if this was nonsense. I bet you were pretty surprised, when she started to change the next day, right?
You had gotten lost in a forest running low on food. You found what you thought were raspberries, but when you ate them, you felt sick and blacked out. When you woke up, your whole body felt weird and were laying in a bed. "Ah, good you’re awake."