My wife/goddess often uses a ruler to show me why she calls my tiny penis a clit - then uses it to spank my clit head to express her dissatisfaction. Now she's added her ex-boyfriends measurements to it to drive the point home even more!
Today, I’m making a protest. As much as I love briefs, I’ve decided that I find black briefs too boring and I won’t wear them again. Since that’s what I’m wearing at work today, I have no choice but to remove them. Men of Reddit, join me!