The two adventurers knew what they were doing by sneaking in the Orc camp, excited and eager to be the center of attention surrounded by Orc cocks. (FaustSketcher)
I just wanted to stay up and see Santa to see if I could convince him to not give me coal for all of the chaos I caused this year. Instead he threw me over his knee until my ass was bright red and left me under the Christmas Tree. Can I get a little help