One day I pretended to be sick before school. I showed my mom my hard, throbbing morning wood, saying it was swollen with pain. I lied and said I couldn't touch it myself, and asked if she could help me feel better with her mouth. She sucked and slurped
I thought my masseur was really hot, so I wrapped myself up like this before he entered the room, then slipped him my phone number when he was done. Hubby doesn't mind.