This is what happens when you tried to be a man, but your female friends all saw how small you are, laughed at you, and convince you that you're better off just being a girl like them.
I really hope some keyholder sees this and does some version of this next year. Number of eggs, break down of time to add up (hrs, half days, weeks), search radius, all can all be adjusted to fit the keyholders cruelty or mercy level.