My wife/goddess often uses a ruler to show me why she calls my tiny penis a clit - then uses it to spank my clit head to express her dissatisfaction. Now she's added her ex-boyfriends measurements to it to drive the point home even more!
Always horned up. Camping in the middle of the woods with no one around turns the horned up factor to 11. Tent reeks of sweat, cum, and campfire. You know what they say: take only photos, and leave only pecker tracks! And that is just what I did :-)