[SELLING] Plain white thong with unwiped 24 hour wear - you should see the gusset! Ready for dispatch. £25 Inc [UK] p&p. 5* FBC/Kinkie reviewed seller.
Sir, I am awoken in the early hours by the smell of smoke and much calamity. I race downstrairs in my undergarments. Much to my relief, cook has summoned the fire brigade and has the matter in hand.