When my wife and I were dating and she had not seen me naked yet she dared me to answer the door naked when she came over! Well I did and boy did she laugh! I asked her what she thought and her answer was your penis is small I thought it would be bigger!
"What's the matter?! Will you stop bothering me, I'll smoke if I want, I'll talk to whoever I want, whenever I want, ok ?! You've got nothing to say to me, ok?!" After I disrespected you, you decided to be "a bit more" strict and taught me how to
