Dear Sirs and Madames, I must caution you to take utmost care during your Egyptian travels. Misunderstandings abound! As a cautionary tale I present the sight that awaited me when I requested from our guide to see a mummy unwrapped.
Daddy had me stuff myself with a medium Kong at work and this was just 30 mins later 🙈 I wonder what it’s going to look like after four more hours….