I'm not just a pretty face. I'm here to take control of your life and make you feel like the little man that you are. Don't worry, though—I'll help you out by making sure to be as cruel and heartless as possible.
God, its about time I got the proper thanks I deserve. I've been carrying your useless asses for weeks! But you see your place now at least. From now on, you can both be good sluts and thank me like this after every single game! (Zzzxxxxccc)
