Remember the old joke about three ladies on a park bench see a naked man walking by? The first two had a stroke but the third wouldn't touch it. Well guess what, she sucked it!
Sir, my Housekeeper has neglected to place an order for cotton cloths; as such the maids claim they are unable to do further cleaning. I swiftly intervene before this laziness takes hold of the entire house. The ragged clothing of my staff makes a fine s