[F4M] "Thanks for finding my missing dog. Umm... could I get your phone number? Oh? You have a girlfriend? I'm not surprised. You seem like a great guy. If she's ever busy, well... I feel like I owe you something."
“Ha looks like you guys are sleeping on the floor” my parents are cheap so when on holiday they booked a single room for me and my two step bros and they refused to change it even after second puberty turned me into a girl (RP)