How sad and pathetic you must feel to be a failure in all aspects of your life, including the sexual one, that you can't even be stopped and they don't give you the measurements either.
My favorite way to start a game, find a male support, ask him to pick an engage support to win the lane for me so I just have to ult, sit on his lap and just ask him to give me orders while pretending to be a noob E-girl