Sir, I must profusely apologise for my absence from our club. I had taken delivery of some fine Brandy at a very agreeable price. A visit from the local constabulary did alert me to some irregularities, and thus to avoid the duty men I have been touring
The Super Bowl halftime show is nothing compared to the performance I demand from you. Stay locked and eager, my caged pet, as you worship me from your place on the sidelines, fully embracing your role in our cuckolding game.