I like to tease my married neighbor, stand in front of my window with my lingerie and tease him while he goes out with his wife and kids. Would you like to be my new neighbor?
....and then I told him he better be on his best behavior. Brunch? Sure. What time? 11:30am is perfect. Sure....No, I'm not doing anything right now. No. He has no idea what's coming next. I like to keep him guessing.