If you were handed this card while drinking at a bar, how would you respond?: Fuck you; fuck off; get fucked; go fuck yourself, or yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme another fucking shot.
[MxF] Happier than a pig in— hog heaven... [TEASER][Story link in comments][HMoFA][HUMAN'D][Suspiciously Wealthy Fur][Sugar Mama][Southern Belle][Breeding and Impregnation][Mating Press][Wholesome!][Love at first sight][Great pig pork buns...][MtG Cap