You've been dating her for a month and all you've gotten is a hand job with a latex glove. On her FIRST DATE with Darnell (she's still dating you, BTW) she's already working on swallowing his third load
I think some would call this taking revenge too far, but I don't care. I've had enough of this girl putting me down at every opportunity, it's time I fired back. Luckily my astral projection skills aren't too rusty, now I get rid of her and am built