You know you want this, baby. Bend over and spread for me, it's time you felt the full extent of my control. Get ready, because I'm going to take you to new heights of pleasure.
Sir, Having locked away the good Brandy, I welcome my exuberant guest, Lord Hogshead of Wort. Imbibing great quantities of my Kinahan Whisky, he does give a most animated shadow puppet display. I particularly enjoyed his "Raising of the Standard". Tomo
